Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”
Need an ark like asap? dont worry, I Noah guy
little guy fell asleep in a basket with his golden retriever puppies
living the dream
If Shaquille O’neal was a banana he would be Shaquille O’pealIf Shaquille O’neal was a shade of blue he would be Shaquille O’teal
If Shaquille O’neal was a criminal he would be Shaquille O’stealIf Shaquille O’neal was emotional he would be Shaquille O’feel
what people think tumblr is: cat gifs + porn
what tumblr actually is: cat gifs + porn
You will always be too much of something for someone: too big, too loud, too soft, too edgy. If you round out your edges, you lose your edge.
Apologize for mistakes. Apologize for unintentionally hurting someone — profusely. But don’t apologize for being who you are."
— danielle laporte (via aotakesonchicago)